Well, well, well. It seems that Habbos are very good at marketing themselves. After going through 30+ pages of forum love ads, we searched high and low for the best of the best — the ones who made us laugh, made out hearts beat faster and made Mariah want find these Habbos immediately. (Someone's enthusiastic.) So here are the winning lonely hearts ads that we found on the Heartbreak Hotel forums. Each of the winners will receive a Swing Set and 2 Habbo Points each. Good luck in love! :)
· KinnisonArc
Hello I'm KinnisonArc! You pronounce 'Arc' as 'Arc', not 'Arrrrgghhh!', since I don't like making people scream my name out loud. This is not Titanic… and I don't like breaking other Habbos' hearts and sinking their hopes.
Do you love dates? I certainly love dates — they're sweet and juicy and, oh, I'm talking about the big raisin-looking sweet right there. But if you want to go out on a date with me, then meet me at the Star Lounge in the evenings and we can hang out, grab a couple of drinks from Mauve, and maybe share a cup of coffee. Don't worry, it won't make you cough — contrary to its pronounciation, 'cough-ee'. Haha. See, I'm a funny guy.
· -Xiao@Boi-
Hi I'm Xiao. Please don't call me 'Xia' because it means 'prawn' in Chinese. Speaking of prawns, I love them! I love those tiger prawns especially, since they make me roar (in a good way of course!). I also love oranges and cherries as well. Say, why don't you and I get together some time and have a nice dinner beneath the stars — if it's not raining meteorites — with some tiger prawns and an orange-and-cherry cake. I'll even order tons of them for dinner and eat three-quarters of them myself.
P.S. – Just warning you: if you go to the little girls' room (since I don't date boys, seriously), you'll find that your plate will be full of prawn shells, orange peel, and little cherry stems with a knot in the middle. I'm talented, you know. ;)
· a1b2c3d4e5
Hey there, pretty girl. If you hate long paragraphs then just scroll down 'cos I wrote a poem just for you. I'm a1b2c3d4e5 and I'm the perfect guy for you. I even fulfill the 5 Cs! I love Maths, but I'll definitely love you more than I love Maths. I love furry pets like kittens and golden retrievers. I believe that love is the bond between all living things and it is only through it that we find bliss and happiness.If you are interested in a date (no obligations), please look me up at the Ice Café at 1600h. I swear that I would melt your heart despite the cold café.
a-1-b-2-c-3-d-4-e-5, oh thats my name!
Mathematics is my life,
and I would like to have you as my wife.
E=mc^2, I aspire to create that,
As much as I love those furry cats.
Love brings Bliss and Happiness,
I hope you'll give me that.
If you think you're that, pretty princess,
4 pm at Ice Café!
· FrostyCane
Hi, I'm FrostyCane! Many Habbos are usually scared of the word 'cane', since they think that I'm referring to the stick used for flogging, but really, all I'm talking about is a short staff. So if you were to be my Valentine, I'll always be around to support you, much like a staff. And obviously, I promise not to cane you (unless you're really into things like that).
I love music, especially instrumental music, and we can dance to my favourite tunes all night. If you and I understand each other, why not drop by the Chromide Club and we can grab a drink from Jack and listen to lovely music all night long. Me and my cane will be waiting for you, so don't keep me waiting. ;)
· Kaoru89
Hello there! My name is Kaoru89 but I am not 89 years old even though some people keep mistakenly called me Grandma Kaoru because of the number 89. I am a happy-go-lucky girl and I love to laugh and smile. My motto is 'Love yourself and others as love is the most miraculous feeling a person ever had'.
All this time, I always thought of myself as an incomplete heart puzzle and I realise it's because a part of me is still missing, somewhere out there. A soul mate is what I'm looking for all this while. Someone who can share all my happiness and sorrows, someone who can hold me up when I feel hopeless, and someone I can support and help no matter what happens.
I don't care whether he is a Habbo Club member or not, whether he has tons of Credits or not, or whatever negative characteristics he has because no-one is perfect and I strongly believe love has no boundaries. Even a Love-O-Meter cannot define what true love is because love is pure and it is very wonderful. To my future loved one, if you can fill my heart with love, I will shower you with endless love as well.
I can’t buy love but for sure I can buy Love furni for my future loved ones in the Habbo Catalogue. :) You guys can always track me in the Habbo Lido. Have fun everyone and have a nice moment finding your true love. For my other half out there… hope you can find me very soon. :)
