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WHEN STEVE IRWIN IS GONE...
Camera at Point 1:
Probably due to the death of Irwin, lesser crocodile-related shows were shot, hence, their production team probably thought it's no more neccessary to bring in tamed crocodiles. The resident crocodiles, therefore, without the 'good' (wait, is it really that good for them?) influence of the foreign
crocodiles are back in motion
in hunting for koalas. The
koalas might be paranoid, hence, turned to brain-washing or/and mind-controlling to rid the Crocs.
Probably due to the death of Irwin, lesser crocodile-related shows were shot, hence, their production team probably thought it's no more neccessary to bring in tamed crocodiles. The resident crocodiles, therefore, without the 'good' (wait, is it really that good for them?) influence of the foreign
crocodiles are back in motion
in hunting for koalas. The
koalas might be paranoid, hence, turned to brain-washing or/and mind-controlling to rid the Crocs.
Camera at Point 3:
We were getting a little bored from staring at animals conducting their daily activities, so we called in a self-proclaimed animal mind-reader. They have been producing a sound which almost sounded like "CRIKEY" and they turned into crocodiles temporarily when a crocodile was hunting for food, or when the koalas drew circles with their paws. To save yourself, change your mission to CRIKEY, and you shall find yourself turning into a croc. Hypnosis will not work.
We were getting a little bored from staring at animals conducting their daily activities, so we called in a self-proclaimed animal mind-reader. They have been producing a sound which almost sounded like "CRIKEY" and they turned into crocodiles temporarily when a crocodile was hunting for food, or when the koalas drew circles with their paws. To save yourself, change your mission to CRIKEY, and you shall find yourself turning into a croc. Hypnosis will not work.
What are you waiting for? Grab your copy of Dummy's Guide to Paranoid Koalas now by leaving us a message or call 1800-I-B-WANTIZ-ONE now.
Shortly after the death of our famous crocodile hunter from Down Under, Steve Irwin, there has been reports of Yobbos being hypnotised and behaving strangely like... koalas. Our production team risked it all, and planted surveillance camera around the country, and managed to get a professional analyst (okay, professional yes, famous no) to well, analyse the current situation. Indeed, there were some connections (or so he
proved) between Irwin's death and the koalas.
proved) between Irwin's death and the koalas.
I have a dream... a song to sing.
Camera at Point 4:
"...my advice to everyone who have their loved ones out there being Koala-fied is to watch their sleeping cycle. Once it's time for them to be awake, immediately get them to a tree so that they will hang on to it, rather than letting it go wild." remarked by a distressed Habbo who prefer to be named Girlfriend. Girlfriend's bf has been showing sypmtoms of being hypnotised, but Girlfriend chose to ignore it. Girlfriend is now bringing her bf to seek medical aid.
"...my advice to everyone who have their loved ones out there being Koala-fied is to watch their sleeping cycle. Once it's time for them to be awake, immediately get them to a tree so that they will hang on to it, rather than letting it go wild." remarked by a distressed Habbo who prefer to be named Girlfriend. Girlfriend's bf has been showing sypmtoms of being hypnotised, but Girlfriend chose to ignore it. Girlfriend is now bringing her bf to seek medical aid.
and koalas, probably became paranoid.
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Camera at Point 2:
"...They're headed that direction! I couldn't see what boat they took, but I'm sure they're heading to Habbo Hotel Singapore..." a tourist remarked while one of the crew went forward to interview. Our resident analyst after the usual eccentric ritual (poking his nose!? Eeew!), hypothesised that they're getting help from us, hence turning to mind control, to eliminate the crocos which posed as threat.
"...They're headed that direction! I couldn't see what boat they took, but I'm sure they're heading to Habbo Hotel Singapore..." a tourist remarked while one of the crew went forward to interview. Our resident analyst after the usual eccentric ritual (poking his nose!? Eeew!), hypothesised that they're getting help from us, hence turning to mind control, to eliminate the crocos which posed as threat.
WHAT'S CRIKEYING DOWN UNDER?
